Justice for Warrior Dapkins!
We are very happy to announce that, after trying to make his life a living hell for years, Bedminster Township has dropped all charges against our friend and fellow warrior, John Dapkins. While admitting no guilt themselves, the township agreed to settle for a $450K payout because, hey, why wouldn’t you pay close to half a million dollars when you’ve done nothing wrong?!
Congratulations, John! We knew the truth would ultimately come out… The cream always rises to the top!
For full details, check out these links… MyCentralJersey & RLSMedia.